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pure tender

something you like or are fond of,more likely an object than a person.
by holsm01 December 25, 2003
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chicken tender

chik-in • ten-dur
1) a thinly sliced chicken filet fried in a dough batter
2) a picky eater
I’d like to order the chicken tender meal with fries.
My sister is a chicken tender; she wouldn’t like calamari!
by coffeehouse November 15, 2021
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tuna tender

a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!

as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!

tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
by michael foolsley May 8, 2014
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juicy tender

when a penis is so large and girthy while still staying soft
A: “I heard Jeremy has a juicy tender”
B: “Dude what the fuck is wrong with you
by juicy tender February 28, 2022
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tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."
by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016
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chicken tender

Chicken tender, derived from the classic juicy delicious snack, this term is actually used as a compliment to indicate when someone is looking fresh and hot.
Went to pick up Abbey for our date tonight, she walked out lookin like a chicken tender.
by npizzo February 21, 2018
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tender chute

The irritation,inflammation and sore torn up feeling of the anal spinchter caused by prolonged loose stools caused by ingesting too many hots.
Ive got a sever case of tender chute, My ass feels like its torn.
by mikefromnh January 17, 2008
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