telephonular

telephone...ular O.o

god damn this telephonular escapade

by duder (AKA el duderino) January 23, 2004

telephone cord

The curly cord that connects the handset to the base of your telephone - providing you don't have a cordless phone.

Dirt cheap second hand lengths can be bought easily and are frequently used in bdsm.

I hog tied her with a cuple of lengths of Telephone Cord and she looked so good

by January Sales May 2, 2005

Telephonite

Someone who works in the telecommunications field. This person lives and breathes the voice side of communications rather than the data side. Fron the old school of dial tone creation.

'All the people who worked for me at Verizon were terrific Telephonites'.

by telecomking July 20, 2009

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

telephonography

1. The study of telephones and telephone systems
2. The practice of using telephones and telephone systems

Q: "Can you set up my logging to the phone system?"
A: "Why, yes. I am quite adept at telephonography"

Q: "Would you mind cold calling a few clients?"
A: "Yes please. I enjoy a good bit of telephonography"

by greysontyrus July 11, 2011

telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.

'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'

by missusvanilla November 15, 2014

Telephone

The reference used to call a phone when you are stuck in the 1950's.

The old man found and called out, "Who's Telephone!"

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016