TechnoBlade 

A minecraft youtuber but also an absolute god. The blood god. An overpowered pvper and the 2nd worst thing to happen to all orphans. He also has a cult of disciples who worships him and makes sacrifices for him.

"O' TechnoBlade, please yeet holy water at our faces. Baptise us." - the disciples

TechnoBlade by sashiwastaken October 22, 2019

technoblade 

A God of Gods that scarifies other peoples blood for others.
A guy who has hot elbows

he is technoblade

technoblade by shit boi February 3, 2021

Technoblade 

A type of person who hates orphans.

“I am the technoblade of my group.” Meaning: “I hate orphans”

Technoblade by quxckity March 16, 2021

Technoblade 

Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans

Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!

Technoblade by RaccoonMaster88 April 29, 2021

technoblade 

pig. just a pig. TECHNOBLADE IS A FUCKING PIG.

"not close baby, technoblade never dies" like- shut yo mouth. THIS IS A JOKE- I DONT HATE TECHNOBLADE

technoblade by thenamefishwastaken June 9, 2021

technoblade 

he don’t die

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

technoblade by cornboohehe October 10, 2021

Technoblade 

Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.

*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

Technoblade by Guy who says meh March 9, 2022