teapot

The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.

"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."

by Captain Ben July 28, 2008

teapot

Ahren Olson, formerly known as "Handles," because he is short and stout.

All Teapot does is drink and play poker online. What a loser.

by dude March 24, 2004

Teapot

Noun, Someone who has been fried by so many drugs that they think that they are an inanimate object such as a teapot.

"Dude why is he standing like that?"
"The guys had to much angel dust he thinks hes a teapot."

by Alikiliki December 9, 2008

teapot

A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.

I tried to talk to him about my girlfriend problems, but he's a teapot.

by wolfteeth January 14, 2010

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

Oklahoma Teapot

Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.

Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.

Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!

by SmoothSailing April 25, 2009

Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004