tall leprechaun lawyer

A tall leprechaun lawyer is a tall man resembling a leprechaun. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be referred to as the Ericsan. Tall leprechaun lawyers are often found to be incredibly nerdy nerd nerd like. They are often found in law firms listening to 80's top hits. Tall leprechaun lawyers can often be confused with the average leprechaun man. The difference is a tall leprechaun lawyer will have a small, fuzzy, white dog by their side, often referred to as da fuzz, and they will also a sacred belly-button. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be found in breweries or courts, these are their natural habitats. If you are so lucky as to find a tall leprechaun lawer make sure you ask for legal advice, hand them a beer, and say merry Christmas, because it is obviously their belief that Christmas and St. Patrick's day are combined all year.

Wow! By the looks of him, and his small, fluffy, white dog, he must be a tall leprechaun lawyer!

by HANARCHY_the 80's January 8, 2017

tall salad

A sexual act where a girl eats out the guys anus while the guy is standing.

Dude, I just got a tall salad yesterday from my girlfriend, and it was so good! oral sex anus booty

by CountKram May 29, 2017

tall girl problem

A problem that happens to and is specific to tall girls.

Tall girl: My legs have so much surface area, it’s so hard to shave, ugh!
Short/Normal-sized person: Don’t tell me, that’s a tall girl problem.

by i_like_ramen May 21, 2019

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020

tall, blond, and gorgeous

JOHNNY SUH OF NCT

"johnny of nct is so tall, blond, and gorgeous."
"my mans johnny's is so tall, blond, and gorgeous like my mcdonald's french fries."

by ilovevivi November 9, 2020

Bully your tall friend day

Annually, on November 2nd, you can abuse your tall friend. >:)

Me: Hey Esther, its November 2nd.
Esther: What about it?
Me: Its bully your tall friend day.
Esther: OH SHII-

by smol short person >:) October 31, 2021

Tallahassee Teabag

A condom in which one has ejaculated, but left on the penis either tied or not. Can be given or thrown onto another person.

"Rick that was disgusting, giving her a Tallahassee Teabag when you were done."

"James pulled a ole Tallahassee Teabag when he went to visit his wife on a conjugal visit."

by Jorge Jorge December 9, 2008