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Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024
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Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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Tallahassee lemonade

Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight

Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
by The real bagman November 21, 2021
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Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.
He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.
by Dependsformen June 26, 2025
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Tallahassee jukebox

An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.
I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox
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Tallahassee Turkey Call

When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022
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Tallahassee

Maddie Michals (frat bop)
Maddie Michals so Tallahassee
by Joemomma5786 July 25, 2024
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