When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024
Get the Tallahassee Tug of Warmug. When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
Get the Tallahassee Newberrymug. Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
by The real bagman November 21, 2021
Get the Tallahassee lemonademug. The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.
by Dependsformen June 26, 2025
Get the Tallahassee Backhoemug. An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.
by Hans Slick pickle Gruber May 1, 2023
Get the Tallahassee jukeboxmug. When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.
After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.
by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022
Get the Tallahassee Turkey Callmug. 