Quadruple Taco

When four Mexican guys all stick their cocks in an someone and grind their meat in sync while pouring sauce all over themselves

Did you hear about them doing the Quadruple Taco last night?

by The taco man January 19, 2015

Glossy Taco

A phrase by Canadian YouTuber Simply Nailogical, also known as Cristene. A glossy taco is a glossy topcoat in her extensive language.

Now we need to add a thick coat of glossy taco because we're gonna add nail vinyls next.

by Cristine_The_Science_Queen July 17, 2017

Taco Touchdown

Like a teabag, but done by a female.

Dude 1: Dude my girlfriend totally gave me a taco touchdown last night!
Dude 2: Oh shit dude that's pretty sweet!

by HapeeLlaama January 30, 2017

Taco Bell

A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.

Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!

by Mr. Shemp March 03, 2011

Taco Bell

Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.

Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?

by methane king January 27, 2010

glossy taco

Is how to say glossy top coat the simply nailogical way.

Time to use a glossy taco.

by Blopter July 17, 2017

taco mopping

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

by AsslessChaps93 November 26, 2013