Twizzler twat 

The vagina of an obese woman that is so fat and nasty that it's all stuck together by the rolls of stomach and thigh fat. To get inside, you have to peel the vigina apart like you would a Twizzler.

Gertrude was so disgustingly fat that I had to pull apart her Twizzler twat just to get inside her.

Twizzler twat by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

nad twizzlers

When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.

My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.

nad twizzlers by Dr. Lazers, Dr. BillyWitchDoctor.Com, Dr. Girlfriend, Dr. BassPlayer, and Dr. Mister January 15, 2008

cro-twizzle 

Blown out jigga who's got nothin'
(also see: Quadzilla)

"Yo check out that cro-twizzle ova there in that 'Sclade."

cro-twizzle by MLB July 22, 2003

shakin' my twizzler

To cause a twizzler to move to and fro with jerky movements.
"shaking"

"shook" I shook my twizzler.

"shaken" my twizzler was badly shaken

"if you know what I mean"

I was like huuuuh,u were like whaaaaa and I was shakin' my twizzler

shakin' my twizzler by The Alpha and The Omega 78 November 21, 2011

New England Twizzler 

Where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her ass, while screaming Armageddon.

"So I pulled off the damn cat's tail and shoved it up her ass"

Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?

"...They got a name for it?"

New England Twizzler by DanteMalkav December 9, 2008

Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle

Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.

Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.

After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.

Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009

Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!

Turkey Twizzlers by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010