When you get to choose your trauma, it's voluntary. You get to choose what type, when and why.
Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.
Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.
Jess: Yoo let's go to the cemetery by the school and get some voluntary trauma!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!
by pringlesking24! September 18, 2021
When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.
Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!
Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!
Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
by rossano January 18, 2008
A Trauma Olympian is someone who, whether you bring up something bad that happened to you, brings up something that happened to them that is much worse. See also Trauma Olympics.
Joe: I’m really bummed out, my Dog died of cancer yesterday.
Frank: At least your Dog didn’t get run over with a lawn mower like mine did.
Joe: Dude, that sucks, but this isn’t the Trauma Olympics. So quit being a Trauma Olympian, and let me feel sad over what happened to my Dog.
Frank: At least your Dog didn’t get run over with a lawn mower like mine did.
Joe: Dude, that sucks, but this isn’t the Trauma Olympics. So quit being a Trauma Olympian, and let me feel sad over what happened to my Dog.
by Jizzfarter May 15, 2024
You: Looking thick today bro that ass looking tight
Friend: thanks bro I've been training hard since my dad left
You: Damn you double cheecked up you getting that trauma dumpy
Friend: thanks bro I've been training hard since my dad left
You: Damn you double cheecked up you getting that trauma dumpy
by DeesLaw November 21, 2021
A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers
Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design
Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
by ButcherOfZoos July 21, 2022
The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.
by The Tangible Laugh March 31, 2016
A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
by LeWiisdom November 23, 2021