Toronto Hot

A woman from Toronto who believes that she is atleast 3 points hotter than she actually is.

These women will seldomly visit cities like Montreal where the women are much hotter and much more humble.

Bob: Dude, that girl has quite the attitude!

Dude: That's Toronto Hot

Bob: Huh? thats because girls are so ugly in Toronto, even at 4 things she's a 7.

Dude: That's fucked.

by MtlDoctor March 10, 2009

Toronto Bluejayed

To have coitus with a formerly attractive women that has lost her mind with cosmetic surgery

Take a look of this picture before and after surgery. I Toronto Bluejayed that stuff

by DunkSondyDunk March 12, 2023

toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005

Toronto Make Believes

In Nhl hockey , teams are often given derogatory and funny nicknames by fans of opposing teams. In the case of the Toronto Maple Leafs one such name is "the Toronto Make Believes " or "Toronto Make Believes" which infers they are a team that plays make believe hockey. It suggests a vision of children playing in a playground , not grown men playing real NHL level hockey.

The Toronto Make Believes have no hope of winning the stanley cup again.

by Excellente May 28, 2018

Toronto Jelly Doughnut

This is when both a man and a woman are in the 69 position; the man would then ejaculate into the woman’s mouth while she simultaneously squirts period blood into his. The two parties would then make-out exchanging the fluids together which then makes a pink like substance around their mouths. This make it look like the two have been enjoying a nice jelly doughnut in Toronto!

Greg: Dan why do you have pink shit all over your mouth?

Dan: Well I just gave Jill a "Toronto Jelly Doughnut"!

Greg:.....Fuck you.

by Dr.AID's November 5, 2009

toronto blue jays

baseball north of the border

the blue jays never sell out, since they play in that monster called the SkyDome.

by Baseballer March 28, 2004

toronto maple leafs

The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!

There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!

by TuckerLover July 14, 2004