piss tired

Refers to a period of time in which a person has slept no more than a combined 14 hours out of the last 7 days. It has been said that someone who is truly piss tired could be urinated upon and lack the energy to do anything about it.
John: Hey Rick, did you see Bob take advantage of John when he was piss tired after finals?
Rick: Yes, he was completely soaked.
by Andrrew July 26, 2006
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dog tired

I have no idea of the origins of this word, so my understanding of it may be wrong, but where I come from its a phrase that means you're so completely tired that you're over tired or totally beat. I can only hguess its a reference to the fact that a lot of dogs seem to sleep a lot and thus appear to always be tired and in need of sleep.
I pulled a double shift last night and when I got home the neighbours were having a rowdy party with loud music and I couldn't get any decent sleep. I am already dog tired and I have another double shift tomorrow.
by PlaceHolder August 12, 2004
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Saturday Tired

The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.

A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"

"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"
by JadeWalking October 27, 2012
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tire kicker

A person who acts or thinks they're interested in purchasing a car that they can most likely not afford to buy. They spend a majority of their time trying to find things wrong with the car that's for sale by complaining the car is the wrong color,(when they knew that it was that color in the first place), its an automatic instead of a stick (but if it were a stick he'd want an automatic) or its missing a few features that they really wanted, like the irrelevant windshield washers on the headlights. Tire kickers generally low ball you on the first offer, just to see how desperate you are. They generally test your will to sell it to them by their indecision. Most tire kickers are indecisive car buyers who are cheapskates at heart, that will never fix the things or faults they find wrong on the car thats for sale if they buy it.
Tommy the tire kicker was testing Johns patience with the list of things he didn't like about the car.
by Dion 67 October 04, 2007
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chirped the tires

1. When a person is has chirped the tires; it simply means that they put enough foot down on the gas pedal to make the tires chirp. It's not like they are smoking their tires; they just hit the gas enough to get a "chirp" sound from the rubber of the tire as the tire turns fast against the road.
1. I could not believe it! I was out with Grandma and she was driving and Grandpa and I were riding; and then GRANDMA chirped the tires when she took off! She was sick of the guy next to us cutting in and out of traffic so she chirped off and beat him to the next intersection before he could cut in front of her again. I was cracken up!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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I'm Tired

1. Not being able to go to sleep because of a project due and you rant to google about it

2. When someone asks you if you're okay when you're really not, so you don't have to explain why you're not okay.

3. What a female says when she's indicating she doesn't want sex.
I have this 10 page essay due tomorrow.
*Goes to Google*
"Google I'm tired. "

"Hey, you good, dude. You look horrible."
"Yeah, I'm just tired."

*Rolls over in bed*
"I don't feel like it tonight. I'm tired.
by PaperBagTuesday October 18, 2018
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TIRE PLUG

When your are anally fucking a whore in the ass while wearing rubber, you then shoot your load into the rubber then remove your shaft from the rubber leaving the rubber still hanging out of her ass much like the procedure of plugging a tire.
I gave that skank a tire plug last night!!!!
by Dig McAffery August 30, 2006
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