sal

umm idk how to explain him except a 3 foot tall hype beast who has braces and a new pair of 600 dollar sneakers every day. You probably have one of these at your school.

sal stop those aligator shoes are ugly.

by Hannah Bannanananannana March 26, 2019

SAL

Suck At Life.
Someone that forgets to do a simple task.

My friend forgot to bring his backpack to school. He's a big SAL.

by Josedolf Staller August 28, 2019

Sal

A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.

"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"

by ihaveapetrooster September 4, 2019

sal

Where there are two people in love called Lucas and Stepanie

Ohhhhh I see a sal over there

by fat chungus September 9, 2019

Idiot Sal

A complete dumbass who has no sense and breath that smell like dooky.

Man, Billy is a Idiot Sal.

by Wrench2020 May 4, 2020

Sal

A person who is well known for his lack of image editing software, so he's forced to use other methods instead.

Sal doesn't have image editing software so he makes memes using Urban dictionary definitions making him tonight's biggest loser

by El tipo guapo May 17, 2020

Sal

THE GAYEST MAN YOU'LL EVERY MEET.
HE likes video games and loves VR.
he can get enough dick in his mouth.

Sal is poopy.

by poopy man 2259 May 23, 2020