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hillbilly holiday

a very good excuse not to show up for work. when a man on a certain hill consumes an unknown amount of moonshine and can not make it to the coal mine he calls a "hillbilly holiday"
i got drunked up last night i aint goin to work...i am takin a hillbilly holiday.
by jacin rome December 18, 2005
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holiday haulter

the opposite of a holiday whore. a holiday haulter is a man or woman who is denied intercourse from their spouse specifically on any type of holiday, anniversary, birthday, or any other special event.
Randall: dude yesterday was your birthday..get any special lovin' from the lady?
Tim: nah, that bitch was being a holiday haulter
by TheIncredibleHault November 30, 2009
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Holiday rose

Wow have you seen “holiday rose” she is a beautiful creature of the heavens.
by Holiday rose July 4, 2021
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Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"
Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday
by Pontiacc February 13, 2017
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Holiday Leftovers

When at first a person seems like they're warming up to you or things are heating up, and then they turn cold; similar to heating up a plate of holiday leftovers where the first bite is hot and then the second bite is cold.
Tom: "Hey man, how's it going with Mary?"
Nick: " She pulled a holiday leftovers on me."
by _Well_Informed_ July 5, 2017
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Holiday Lobster

The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.
Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!
by Holiday Lobster December 5, 2020
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Holiday, Florida

Holiday Florida is a run down city between Tampa and new port richey. It has so many crack heads and meth heads. If you walk down the streets all you see is empty bottles of liquor and drugs on the ground.
Look Holiday, Florida it's so trashy!

Oh wow I would hate to live there.

Mee too lol

Look at the crack heads
by Dillweed78 July 2, 2018
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