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Tennis Texting

The activity involving a number of text messages sent back and forth between two individuals. This can lead to hand cramps and issues of insecurity and/or frustration. Does he like me? Will she sleep with me? This issue has arisen in the dating misadventures of 3six5dates.
Alternatively, Texting Tennis is a useful form of interrogation.
Cindy: Hey, what’cha doin? 2.13pm, Tuesday.
Mark: Nothin’ much. What ya up to? 3.46pm, Tuesday.
Cindy: Yeah same. 4.01pm, Tuesday.
Mark: Cool. 4.50pm, Tuesday.
Cindy: Cool. 9.32am Wednesday.

Yep. That's tennis texting.
by laflop December 18, 2012
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Tunnel Tennis

A sport made famous in Richmond Virginia, where two players stand adjacent to each other in a tunnel, and try to bounce a tennis ball from the wall opposite to them, to the wall next to them, and hit the wall there opponent is standing in front of to make a "Z" pattern. If the opponent catches the ball they can try to throw the ball in the similar fashion, to try to gain a point. If the ball hits the opponents, wall and is not successfully blocked the player gains a point. This sport tends to be played in pedestrian under-road tunnels where there is a grid pattern in the concrete. It tends to be played by stoners ranging from the ages of 16-25.
James - Dude me and Derek got got blazed the other day, and invented this sport called Tunnel Tennis.

Will - That sounds sweet man, teach me how to play!
by guy13 March 20, 2012
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tennis tummy

The few inches of a person's bare midriff that are exposed when the bottom hem of his/her shirt rides up due to stretching or bending. Seen often during tennis matches.
She got out of the car and stretched mightily, offering us a beautiful glimpse of tennis tummy. We had never known that her navel was pierced.
by ganymede2981 September 18, 2011
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Tennis ball

Throw it against the wall to forget your cancer!
Kid: Tennis ball throw it against the wall, Helps me forget about my cancer.
Cancer: Not cool dude, Not cool.
by Literally Nyan Cat October 17, 2023
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turd tennis

When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.
Bob: "Me and this girl play turd tennis
regularly."
by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022
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Tennis court

A place where you can go and talk it up like yeah. Lorde mentions about this in her song 'Tennis Court'
Friend1: Lets go somewhere
Friend 2: Where?
Friend 1: Lets go down to the tennis court, and talk it up like yeah
Friend2: Sounds cool
by Cuzwenevergooutofstyle3 September 2, 2021
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bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed
Can we play bed tennis tonight?
by genius677 September 5, 2015
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