A Mobile Speed Camera. A talivan is a speed camera inside a police van, so that it can be moved from place to place, such as motorways or straight A-roads. They are revenue raising instruments that cause accidents (rather than prevent them as the operators claim)
That 'Davies Builders' van has parked right up against the talivan, so they've driven off in annoyance...
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The lengest and sexiest light skin out there, he's well known for his large cock and banging jokes. Fun fact for ya: for every man reading this he's probably beet ur girl! Tho he looks week don't let his looks fool you as he's tougher than ya nans meat loaf!
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Eh-Oh! time for Talibantubbie
by Borne September 23, 2004
Get the Talibanitubbie mug.A Talimancer is a wild, rabid beast which is commonly encountered on the Bioware Social Network. They are unique animals since they are the result of an unfortunate occurence where a perfectly logical male gets infected by the Talimancus Romancus virus. This turns the human being to a drooling beast which crusades against everyone and everything who doesn't want to fuck Tali, or find out what her sweat smells like. Talimancers are pack animals who group together, and they prey on anyone who doesn't like Tali.
If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are fucked.
If you encounter one in the wilds, the best course of action is to ignore it. However, if it is aggressive and tries to come at you, play dead. If you fight back, the beast will call it's pack to help him, and then you are fucked.
It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like. I quickly realised that most scents originate from bacteria, which would be minimal to non-existant for quarians.
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc.
~ A post by a very creepy Talimancer
The next best thing, would be urea. Urea is essential for the metabolism of mammals, and also a bonding agent (For say, p-cresol and o-cresol, two odor chemicals found in sweat. Though these likely aren't available to quarians), and it, and residues of the amino acids and chemicals used in its production are excreted through many different ways. Urine, sweat, etc.
~ A post by a very creepy Talimancer
by Mr.Fable August 4, 2011
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*Dropkick to face* Hey what's up?
*Dodges and counters* Not much how ya doing!
Oh man this is awful *violin music*
Sorry about that :(
My friend and I realized we were e-talians because it was getting difficult to follow the conversation after a while.
*Dodges and counters* Not much how ya doing!
Oh man this is awful *violin music*
Sorry about that :(
My friend and I realized we were e-talians because it was getting difficult to follow the conversation after a while.
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