The Wegman's Sushi of

When something is almost as good as the real thing, but is definitely, noticeably NOT the real thing. Something that's definitely not bad, but only good enough to get that fix when you don't have time and/or money for the authentic version. Not to be confused with "Gas station sushi" which is a joke in and of itself.

I really want a BMW, but they're too expensive. So I got this VW which is like the Wegman's Sushi of BMW.

by Justsomerandodude August 8, 2019

Skirt Sushi

A term commonly used to describe the genital or vaginal area of the female anatomy.

What do you think the skirt sushi under that dress looks like?

by McPhie April 17, 2011

Sushi Train

A collective noun to describe a group of Japanese tourists, particularly if they are carrying expensive cameras and are adorned excessively in branded merchandise.

"Yo Elisa, Check out that sushi train over there!"

Elisa " Holy shit! Is there a hello-kitty convention nearby or something?"

by Fadiastheonlyone July 21, 2016

Raw Sushi

Sushi that was prepared using poorly prepared/old fish. Leading to food poisoning and other unfun things.

"Dude I'm pretty sure I ate Raw Sushi last night."

"I can tell by the state of the bathroom."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018

Nigga sushi

Sushi rolls filled with chicken and slices on watermelon

Yo Deshawn can I get a nigga sushi?

by Nigga foods January 12, 2021

dragon sushi

When you put a piece of sushi up her ass.

I just dragon sushied her so hard last night.

by El_chopo April 21, 2021

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009