ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
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Surviver

The misspeelling of the of the famous tv show "Survivor." Started in May of 2000, Survivor has been airing for 20 years now. It is one of the most neccessary shows and has become internationall with more than fifti countries having spin offs of Survivor. The likelihood of Survivor being spelled Surviver is impprobable, however, according to polls, when one thoussand people were tested, threee hundred of them spelled it with an e instead of an o. Hopefully this will teach people how to spell Survivor correctly.
"Hey Jimmy, did you watch Surviver last night?"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"

"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"
by Gummy Worm Enthusiast June 12, 2020
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Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.
robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh
by skliwwa September 27, 2022
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a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing
guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing
by onionlight November 26, 2021
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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 20, 2024
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Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.
Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER
by crappyoi February 17, 2021
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