chilli dog suprise

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, pulling out and stuffing it in her mouth while you yell chilli dog.

Natalie was a dirty girl so I gave her a chilli dog suprise.

by Tinker Goins April 10, 2005

suprise me sue

This happens when you are engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind, doggy style if you will, and you pull out, and spit on your girls back so she thinks you have cum, then when she turns around, you blow your load all in her face.

You should have seen the look on your moms face when i gave her the suprise me sue

by mreader September 26, 2006

The Cornholers Suprize

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".

My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.

by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009

strawberry suprise

Whilst in doggy-style a man will spit on the ladies back as if to fake ejaculation, as she turns around he slaps her in the face with the erect penis and causes a bloody nose in a ddition to actual ejaculation. Resulting in a strawberry suprise

Thanks hunny for that strawberry suprise!

by j eldridge August 31, 2005

backdoor suprise

to bang someone anally without warning

i was making dinner and jim gave me a backdoor suprise

by jewmongler588 June 14, 2011

Mojave suprise

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!

i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!

by BenisWhite June 18, 2011

Su-suprised

When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match

Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.

by blashada November 27, 2012