Subaru

Sexually Transmitted Infection

Man, she gave me a subaru, she is a slut.

by Bryan Buddy December 2, 2010

Subortion

The act of making something or someone less then what it previously was.

When I broke that kid's arm I suborted him.

I subort myself when I sing, because my voice is horrible.

That guy loves preforming subortion, it makes him feel like a man.

by W4R7H0G November 28, 2009

Subaru

Worst Japanese car ever made. Gas guzzling, hippy mobile, driven by losers. Beaten by cars like Mitsubishi, Nissan, and Toyota.Terrible performance. Go Evo and 350Z!

"See that Subaru WRX? What a piece of crap!"

by Toyota Boy October 6, 2008

SUBAR

Stuffed Up Beyond All Recognition. When saying you're allergic just doesn't cut it.

That pine tree is spitting pollen in my face. My nose feels like you put C4 inside and are about to blow it up. Thus, I am SUBAR

by Dan the USC Fan April 6, 2010

subaru

SUBARU..As fashionable as a white shellsuit on a NED with a burberry hat(known as jakey)Owning a subaru is like owning a letter box(everyone has got one) a poor mans saab with plastic interior,bonnet and various panels. Normally owned by middle age boy racer.

12volt noise of thunder with a noisey retarded dump valve oh it must be a subaru

by Ivor biggane February 23, 2008

subaru

A car maker that wishes it wish's it was Mitsubishi

Makes the famed Imprezza STi, a car similar to the Mitsubishi Lancer EVO Series but just can't seem to match it

The top range of one of the series shares it's intials with the term, Sexually Transmitted Infection. Random Fluke? I think not!

Moron: Dude, my new subaru Imprezza would kick the ass of any car on the road

Intelligent person: not really, its no Evo

by Tom ! July 5, 2006

subaru wrx

Known not to run. Weak transmissions. Catch fire easily.

My Subaru WRX loves its jackstands.

by KjpRoesky April 19, 2008