steven!

In any Halo game past Halo 2, a steven is better known as a no-scope headshot. This is the word that you would call out upon achieving this type of kill, the word is derived from the overzealous behavior demonstrated by Steven (a man who lived in a small town in Missouri), an average Halo 2 player at best.

man 1: STEVEN!

man 2: What?

man 1: i just noscoped this mofo in the face

by Jacovich August 24, 2011

Stevens

A person who defies all sterotypes of our society, while remaining chill.

"You take Trigonemetry, play in the orchestra, and you are white? You are such a Stevens!"

by The Real White Man March 6, 2013

Steven

The man with the largest dick (in length AND girth) you'll ever encounter.

Emily- "Steven has the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
*Shows Picture*
Mary- "WOW! That's a huge dick!!"

by DoYourResearchB4GettingTatted August 4, 2016

Steven

n. a person who constantly hangs around another group of people in order to boost his pride up. Thinks that everyone is on good terms with him, but in reality are just weirded out. Common habits include: posting constantly on Myspace bulletins, instant IM'ing people, and freeloading. Usually possesses a deformed head and a lisp. See also: 10. leech

"Here comes the Steven."
"Man that ****ing leech."

A Steven: "hEY guYs!"

"(GET AWAY!)"

by "Mary" had a Little Lamb November 10, 2008

Steven

A prick with a big ego and a small penis

You’re a steven

by Okurtdude August 19, 2018

Steven

A gay faggot

Guy: Wow, Steven's a gay faggot

by avantus February 24, 2019

Steven

A terrible human being that likes to manipulate his girlfriend and make her feel like she does everything wrong. And then just dumps her heart into the trash and move on with life as if nothing happened.

“You see that ugly ass fish?”

“Oh are you talking about Steven?”

by Darlinduckie July 22, 2019