Mope Status

When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.

"FML"

"Home alone tonight.....again"

"I can never find a girl in this town"

-MOPE STATUS

by hotdoghamburger February 20, 2011

nephew status

when somebody in a workplace receives favoritism from the boss as if they were the bosses nephew.

wheres Marco?
he left, don't you know he is Mario's nephew?
no he is not, they are not related one bit.
might as well be with the things he gets away with around here.
Oh so he has nephew status, nice!

by mrizack July 31, 2010

boss status

A status, of being a little more than a man, and a little less than a god. A status in which you receive no shit from no one,Get praise from everyone and is respected by the best.

He just ran the mile in 4:30! Everyone is cheering him on right now, his boss status must be off the charts!

by M-STAK March 14, 2008

status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!

Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

naked status

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide

Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!

by aza333 June 29, 2011

Status Stealer

Someone who is a copy-cat and steals your Facebook status very soon after you post it.

Tory is such a status stealer. That makes her lame.

by AnnaBanana13 November 17, 2010

Chain Status

A status post on facebook that asks you to copy and re-post as your status. Similar to chain email and letters.

Example: It is "I love my daughter" week. If you have a daughter that you love more than you can describe then re-post this as your status.

I refuse to post a chain status.

by winelvr January 16, 2011