crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

by SwishFish July 20, 2004

crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007

Static Reply

An awesome punk rock, garage band in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
It consists of five members- Michael, John, Tyler, Steven, and Ross.
They kinda suck sometimes but people love them anyway.
She's Mormon is their best song. They should play it all the time.
They also sound a lot like Blink 182.-

"At the Static Reply concert, did you hear Steve sing in Sweet Mamma Jamma?"
"Yeah! It sounded exactly like the song 'Obvious' by Blink 182!"

by anchorsaway November 4, 2009

Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

by Nate Eats November 11, 2013

Spaz/Spastic

A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.

You're a Spaz/Spastic
You're a Spastic Diplegia sufferer
You're a Retard
That's not cool dude :(

by Rydium July 24, 2010

static

something thats fresh, dope

those new kicks are static

by dumbfuck18 February 12, 2008

stastistisize

a term used to describe an intent to measure something by way of statistics

Kevin said, "baseballreference.com can stastistisize anything about baseball."

by AlexFlores July 10, 2006