starbuckian 

A person who will go through any extream to have Starbucks or be seen in a Starbucks even if there are deplorable conditions

CONSUMER: THESE ARE SOME REALLY DIEHARD STARBUCKIANS.
BARISTA: ESCUSE ME, WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
CONSUMER: ITS LIKE A HUNDRED AND FUCKEN TWO DEGREES HERE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST HANGING OUT LIKE THERE IS NOT A THING GOING ON. I WILL WAIT FOR MY COFFEE OUTSIDE.

starbuckian by ASONFIRST June 3, 2010

Starbucks Name 

A made up name that you give to a Starbucks barista that is easier to spell than your real name.

You: "I'll have a non-whip foam soy chai skim latte"
Barista" "What's your name?"
You: "Bob" (your Starbucks name, when your real name is like Oleksey).

This could also work the other way, if your name is Bob and you want to confuse them with something like Ainsleigh.

Starbucks Name by evstokes June 16, 2010

starfucker 

1. the original name of the Rolling Stones song "Star Star".

2. one who screws entertainment stars. Also starfuck. A groupie.

3. a young girl who preps herself up and poses in order to attract the attention of older men, whether they are stars or not.

1. Joan Jett's 1983 version of "Star Star" was criticized for excessive use of the word "starfucker".

2. I'm sick of reading about Tom Cruise and his latest starfucker Katie Holmes.

3. Angie is 15. She always wears heavy makeup, wears tight jeans and hangs around the Kwik E Mart across the street from school to find an adult man to seduce. She is a teenage starfucker.

starfucker by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 23, 2008

starbucksy 

Pertaining to the atmosphere found in a Starbucks coffee shop; prudish, snobish, elitist

Is seems to be rather starbucksy to me!

starbucksy by imcamp October 31, 2008

Starbuck and fuck

To take a girl out on a casual date at Starbucks and talk over coffee leading to taking her back to your pad and nailing her.

This method is used mostly on women who are more upper class.

"Woah! Look at that MILF over there. She'd probably be down for the ol' starbuck and fuck!"

A: "Yeah man. I took her out for coffee and next thing I know we're doing it doggy style on my kitchen table!"
B: "Starbucks!?"
A: "Yeah man."
B: "Ahhhhh. The ol' starbuck and fuck. Beauty."

Starbuck and fuck by Bake Hix September 20, 2009

Starbucksy 

One who's follows a trend but has no idea why they like it. One who "loves" or is "addicted to" something, but has know idea why.

One who has no personality,one who follows cause they have none of their own personal opinion on life. One who is dependent on the latest celebrity to release a trend so they can follow them.

One who has excess amounts of money and spends it only on themselves.

The starbucksy crowd started showing up after a rave review by a celebrity, now the only people there are Wannabes.

Starbucksy by reallcs October 30, 2010

Starbuck 

1. To fuck someone over, usually a person dear to you, in a seriously fucked up manner.

2. A crazy person, usually someone emotionally unstable and prone to bouts of rage and hitting and shooting things. They're particularly prone to hitting and shooting those they love.

1. We had this really romantic night, dancing, sex under the stars. She said she loved me and couldn't imagine a happier life without me. Then the next day the crazy bitch totally starbucks me by marrying my little brother! Totally didn't see that coming!

2. All was well when I left for work this morning, hearts and flowers. Then when I got home I gave her a kiss on the cheek and said "I love you baby. You make me so happy." Then she goes absolutely starbuck on me, kicks me in the harbles, and repeatedly hits me in the face. All the while telling me how much she loves me too!

Starbuck by billius75 July 24, 2009