Video game stalemate

When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.

John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.

by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009

Stale

To be Stale is to be in a Zen like state, for instance whilst having a hangover where the body is feeling sick, and the mind is not willing to do anything, hence zoning out, and being stale.

Guy 1 : Dude I’m staler than a stale cake on stale cake Wednesday
Guy 2: Dude that is stale

by Stoner422 January 8, 2009

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006

Stale

The opposite of fresh; Lacking freshness; Missing the certain freshness acquired by fresh clothes therefore being stale

Bob: "Man look at that guys kicks! They're so stale!"
Jim: "Yeah, they're not fresh at all"

Andy: "Man, you're so stale"
Larry: "Yeah I need to get some fresh new clothes..."

by CS92 February 12, 2010

stalagtape

A large stack of videotapes rising from the floor. Particularly prevalent in apartments and condominiums of television geeks who videotape everything aired. Coined by Lavalie.

We tried to walk through George's place, but John accidentally knocked over one stalagtape which sent a few more toppling over too.

by shill June 25, 2003

Stalefish

A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.

Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010