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Squishy Ride

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When something scares you so bad you have to go home to change your underwear.
He was so scared he almost had a Squishy Ride home.
by AZ Dave July 27, 2008
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A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.
A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.
by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011
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breasts,most commonly on females,but can be found on men unfortunately. they provide countless hours of entertainment and amusement throughout a mans life.
I want to motor boat those squishy toys.
by p-low July 22, 2010
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squishy

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The name of a really tall gay guy with black hair that charges $1 for kisses.
Wow! You're really stingy towards girls. You are a true squishy.
by Olivia May 6, 2005
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Squishy Pants

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when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person
Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants
by C Jones December 26, 2008
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Squishy

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Someone or something that gives off a bad feeling.
I have a real squishy feeling about that guy.

This place is giving me a squishy feeling.
by zcdh25 October 7, 2009
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squishy bits

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the warm, wet, squishy parts of a woman's vagina that can only be felt by well endowed men. Anyone can go "balls deep" but only real men can hit the squishy bits.
ex.1 "I was hit'n that shit so hard last night that I got all up in them squishy bits."

ex.2 "I can't wait to see Shiesha tonight, I'm gonna bust dem squishy bits up! Izdid"!
by etb31 April 12, 2008
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