squirrel

What do they do when you're not around? THEY DRINK YOUR BEER!!! AND SMOKE YOUR CIGS!!!

Goddamn squirrels raided my basement fridge again. Now I'll have to by another $50's worth of beer.

by squirrels must die August 06, 2003

squirrel

THE BEST EFFING ANIMAL ALIVE!!!

i saw a squirrel..he was doing like this

by Cate mayonnaise February 04, 2011

squirrel

1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.

Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?

by DrWendel May 01, 2011

squirreled

Getting really high from smoking weed.

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.

by Squirrely Squirrel Squirreled May 01, 2012

squirrel

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

by Blagz May 28, 2004

The Squirrel

The Action Of inserting your nuts in a girls vagina while fucking.

I can belive tom gave the girl The Squirrel

by Joey252life December 27, 2007

squirreled

Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY

"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"

by M. Hermann May 28, 2005