splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain

Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.

by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

Sprining

The act of looking up songs on YouTube but spelling them wrong in the process.

No, your sprining it. It’’s supposed to be spelt like this

by Sigmadoghouse November 8, 2019

Spitting Chipmunk

During a threesome, the act of nutting into one girls mouth then squeezing her full cheeks until it squirts onto the other girls face giving her a facial.

"Oh my gosh I can't believe she let me do the spitting chipmunk with her and her friend. Shit went everywhere."

by lordhorsecock January 2, 2020