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spread like measels

when a subject or topic has remained remotely underground, and suddenly becomes very popular; for example, my definitions
My definitions seem to spread like measels.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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Spreading Butter

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast
Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher
by YellenD August 22, 2010
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Spread

A sauce similar to Thousand Island dressing used at In n Out to flavor burgers and fries.
Employee: Guest # 306 please!
You: Can I get some spread?
Employee: How many?
You: 2 please
by Eikosha October 14, 2009
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spreader

A little bit like an advanced-level moon, whereby the person doing the spreading drops his or her kecks and gently pulls apart their buttocks, exposing their anus to shocked onlookers.
I'm telling you, it was rank. There we were in McD's, and in came Matt Buckley and dropped his pants, pulling a spreader at us. Two things became obvious - 1, that he'd recently eaten sweetcorn, and 2, that he needed to practice wiping a bit more thoroughly.
by Matt Hindle January 22, 2004
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spread your ass

a common idiom among pornstars
open your ass,show us your ass
bree olson:Oh yeah keep fucking me faster
Jhon strong:spread your ass baby
by Bree_olson December 18, 2012
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Excel Spreadsheet

(V.) When a girl lays sideways on a bed and you spread her legs vertically while ramming the shit out of her.
I totally helped your mom make an Excel Spreadsheet yesterday.
by forestman27 September 19, 2011
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spread eagle

when a girl is waiting for penetration, she is laying there spread eagle aka - legs spread apart. imagine a eagles wingspan while it is flying, then think of how her legs would be.
SPREAD EAGLE NIGGA
monke was waiting spread eagle on the bed for neRd's massive member
by hkpolice September 25, 2005
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