Spidermonkey

Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes

I have some lovley Spidermonkeys

by cheesetastegood February 22, 2010

Spiderman

When the hair on, in and/or around your asshole becomes a tangled mess, not unlike that of a spiderweb. This mass of hair has a tenancy to catch small pieces of debris going in or out of ones asshole. In extreme cases, pieces of fecal matter, aptly named dingleberries, up to 3oz. in size. These "dingleberries" have a profound habit of tugging on the web of hairs, creating a very uncomfortable sensation known as "web-swinging". Also in other extreme cases, shitting causes the pulling of hair as the shit comes out with a feeling of a pulling sensation on your ass hair. The only known combatant of Spiderman is the Green Goblin or a friend with scissors.

Alleh told Richeh to trim his ass hair because Spiderman was relentless in giving up.

by Rebuttlemanz January 29, 2009

spiderman

While having sex doggy-style,just prior to ejaculation pull out and let it into your hand, then spit on her back wait for her to turn around and throw the cum into her face like a web shot from spiderman

I was doggin this freak and i covered her face with the spiderman

by bellis1384 October 2, 2007

Spiderman

when your ho is gone you rub one out then hide behind the door and when she comes in you throw your load at her eyes.(It is vital that you just up onto something and strike in the tradidtional croutching spiderman posistion)

that bitch was gone all day so when she came in, i pulled out a spiderman.

by Frank Robinson December 28, 2005

spiderman

when a man ejaculates into his hand before throwing it into a womens face shouting spiderman

david spiderman all over laurens face

by checkmate king November 26, 2014

black spiderman

A spiderman with a huge penis that has 8 legs on said penis forming a web that when ejaculated comes out as a spider web

I love me some black spiderman

by 6ix9ineisapedophile September 1, 2018

The Super Spiderman

This is a rather complicated version of the usual Spiderman. If you can pull it off you really are a superhero, be proud. After receiving a hand-job and nutting in your chicks hands immediately spin her around and slam her up against the wall. With her hands flat up against the wall fuck her from behind long enough for the jizz to dry on her hands sticking her to the wall like Spidey! If she struggles or screams at you remind her that, "With great power comes great responsibility". Leave quickly while she contemplates this...

I laid the Super Spiderman on that ho I met at the bar last night...

by Eldog December 7, 2007