Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.

This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.

by MorningFey September 18, 2016

spider-man

best superhero ever

friendly neighborhood spider-man

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

spider-man 3

verb, transitive

1. To add an unnecessary number of villains or antagonists to a work of fiction (usually a film)—more villains than it can sustain while still being "good."

2. To lose control of the balance of multiple villains or antagonists, in the case that the balance was previously maintained (esp. in a TV show, which can hold more villains than a movie).

• Batman V. Superman could have been a good movie if it was just about Batman vs. Superman, but instead they totally spider-man 3'ed it.

• Seasons 1-4 of Game of Thrones pulled off having more than one villain. But when the show split off from the books, they couldn't juggle all the characters and it got spider-man 3'ed.

• The reason 2020 was such a shitty year is because they tried to cram in too much content at once. Terrible pacing, no room to breathe. Covid, toilet paper panic, Australia fires, California fires, George Floyd, Trump's 2nd impeachment, election conspiracy theories, RBG, almost having war with Iran... takes massive bong rip They spider-man 3'ed an entire year.

by burningbusch June 2, 2022

Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.

Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022

Spider-Man

Spider-Man is the greatest hero of all time. He’s not the strongest or smartest but he’s always there everyday giving it his all to fight for justice and hope. No matter how bad things get or how hopeless it may seem Spider-Man gets up and keeps going. He fights for the little guy, the civilians down on our level, the ones not strong enough to defend themselves. He doesn’t do it for pay or fame he does it because with great power comes great responsibility. The best part is that he’s you and me and anyone who’s ever stood up against the odds to fight for others and help people in need. If you’ve ever helped fight the good fight on any level, in your school or around your city guess what, you are spider-man. Anyone can where the mask, you could wear the mask, it’s the heart of the person behind it that makes spider-man.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite superhero?
Person 2: Who do you think? It’s spider-man

by It’s Mr.Banana November 2, 2023

Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.

Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021

panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333

X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him

by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023