pussy spelunking

To find, discover and explore all the cracks, crevasses, tunnels and chasms of a womans underworld...seeking the treasure within. From the novice to the expert, do not begin your decent without the proper equipment. Recommended are tools for deep water breathing and good traction are a must, in addition to saftey gear. The environment can be anywhere from slippery to small lakes and rivers. Areas are subject to change quickly. Have no expectations for the proper amount of time for exploration. Take your time and happy spelunking!
Sorry i missed the party. I went pussy spelunking.
by Pyro67 August 18, 2023
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Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.
Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.
by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020
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Digital Spelunking

Digital spelunking is the act of probing between the toes of a sexual partner, using either the genitalia, tongue, or ear lobe, to find the necessary materials to progress through intercourse.
"B, digital spelunking is the pathway to many abilities, that some consider to be unnatural. It is a necessary evil. It is the only way we can consummate our love."
by cave_diver July 29, 2021
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refrigerator spelunking

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.
I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.
by ferricoxide June 07, 2010
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chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...
Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...
by JPnEB May 29, 2008
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Swamp Spelunker

A person who picks up nasty unshaven, unclean hookers in the hood.
"Yeah man, I'm gonna be a swamp spelunker after this girl I found tonight!"
by GlassGlassGlass June 01, 2024
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