spanky for my hangdown

Vagina for my penis.

I gonna get some spanky for my hangdown.

by Blind Willie Mootz December 12, 2010

sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.

Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!

by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Banks

A Horny Teacher/Employee that jacks off in school/work

Guy1: Did you hear about Mr. Woodward?
Guy2: No, what did he do?
Guy1: He did a Spanky Banks in the Boy's Restroom!
Guy2: That's fucking gross...

by Galaxii March 14, 2016

SandyMcTaint

During sexual intercourse, someone simply applys a jam or a spread to the gooch. Most commonly, goat cheese and chives spread. After this takes place, the cheesmonger (the personnel laying down the pipe) will consume the meal on ones taint.

Last night she let me partake in the activity SandyMcTaint on her gooch.

by Corn nut Cheney March 8, 2018

Southern Sandy

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.

Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

by Klausquatch May 6, 2014

Dirty sandy

Getting your hand wet dipping it in sand then jerking off your man

Dude I heard Taylor gave Brian a dirty sandy at the basketball game.

by Plebcicle February 24, 2017