smoking

A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.

I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.

by exsmoker March 18, 2009

it's snowing in brazil

a phrase used to secretly tell a girl that her bra is showing without bringing everyone's attention to it

"Hey Emma, did you know it's snowing in Brazil?"

by ElisabethEmma May 20, 2008

Smoking That Gas

Smoking marijuana (weed)

Guy 1: Bro I'm so high I've been smoking that gas
Guy 2: Wtf is that
Guy 1: I've been smoking weed

by Onnie.Wavy June 13, 2016

solid snaking

using stealth to pursue or interrogat somebody.Also it can mean to be stealth like in order to find something you probably should not be seeing.being stealthy.

"dude,i was solid snaking in my parents bedroom and found a crap-load of christmas presents!

by michael critelli December 22, 2008

Fly Snooking

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.

Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.

by Sic Wills September 6, 2008

smoking the crust

Performing oral stimulation on an elderly woman's vagina.

Cody was busy smoking the crust of this cougar last night.

by Cougar Poacher October 20, 2010

pole smoking

cock sucking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.

by kirby April 21, 2004