snard

An example of a spacey person.

Brett Lee P, i love you. And you are my snard. : ) hehe

by NJwakefield September 29, 2009

snard

A person who smells like bacon and only eats papaya.

My best friend is a snard, he eats papaya constantly and always smells like bacon.

by Shoper December 11, 2009

Snarkariffic

The most snarky comment one can make. The ultimate achievement in snarkiness. One aspires to be labeled snarkariffic.

I thought listening to her run down the latest celebrity train wreck's characteristics, snarky point by snarky point, was vicarious fun, but when she ended with 'I'd feel sorry for her if she'd come from the shallow end of the gene pool, but her mother sucked up something from the drain, and voila, Boopsie was begat!' I declared her just plain snarkariffic.

by Mugsy's Bitch April 23, 2011

snarkle dorf

A woman over the age of 25 who sniffs the banana seats of little boys bikes. See snorkel dorf.

"Carl, keep the bike in the garage. Your little friends mother is a snarkle dorf."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 15, 2016

SnarkASSist

A person who is rude, conceited and overall an asshole

That asshole is a SnarkASSist. Snark rude narcissist

by Zephyrfurman February 28, 2018

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

snarky

words that are intended to both impress and belittle someone at the same time; haughty

Hipsters relish the use of snarky commentary to appear more cerebral than pedestrian, main-stream types.

by firedancer22 August 3, 2005