Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.

The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!

by Rionox April 20, 2023

smegma

ohio opposite version of sigma

bro ur such a fatass smegma

by cocmonke June 9, 2024

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

smegma

this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good

that boy's got a lot of smegma nice

by bbc van traicy January 11, 2023

Smegma

A really sticky cheese that comes from your jonhson, it can be bought only at Wlamrat.

Anthony Moca cant wait to eat this smegma with some bagels

by smegma master June 10, 2024

Smegma

Butter between the folds of the labia majora and/or minora.

This smegma looks like butter between my lips

by Trailsister October 31, 2020

smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.

Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
Sure, awmawmawm

by HillClint January 15, 2022