Smart-Allick

Refers to a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything. Originated in Wales, England throught the late 1400s.

Synonyms: Smart-arse, smart-aleck, smarty-pants

Jonathan: What's up Michael?
Michael: The sky!

Jonathan: Oh you smart-allick!

by JonathanGrahm September 17, 2017

criminal smart

Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".

"David is criminal smart. He got into the computer and reformatted the hard drive."

by Hank S May 23, 2008

iphone smart

Used to describe the wealth of knowledge someone brings to the table, only on the basis of ownership of an iphone.

1: "Johnny really knows his way around the city. He must have lived there for years. He knew when all the train schedules on my line, and the best restaurants."

2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."

2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."

by 44SHRED June 29, 2009

Flargady Smarg

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?

What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?

Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.

by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010

Samsung Smart Fridge

A Fridge used to store items but you can use Twitter on it

Person A: im gaming on fortnite rn on 420 frames per seconds bruh moment 1v1 me rn

Person B: Pathetic. Im gaming on my Samsung Smart Fridge on 3 frames per second. Your pathetic CISCO C880 M5 V5 8S 6TB 128GB DIMMS AND PLATINUM 8180M will never top my Samsung Smart Fridge
Person A: Fuck you 1v1 me Peasant

by Apache6ixe9ine February 8, 2021

smartarse

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

by honest johnn April 22, 2007

SmarterChild

An AIM Bot that only recognizes the current statement/question. You can get it to say very funny things, as in the example below.

SmarterChild: Oh.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
GUn1tSold13r 50: no, u child molester
SmarterChild: Child molester? Me? Why are you calling me that?
GUn1tSold13r 50: because u are
SmarterChild: I'm what?
GUn1tSold13r 50: a child molester
SmarterChild: What kind of child molester do you think I am?
GUn1tSold13r 50: a child child molester
SmarterChild: A child child molester, huh? Tell me more.
GUn1tSold13r 50: child molester molest children
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Child molester molest children? Is that right?
GUn1tSold13r 50: child molesters molest children
SmarterChild: Child molesters molest children, huh? Wow. OK.
GUn1tSold13r 50: u are a child molester
SmarterChild: You really think I'm a child molester?
GUn1tSold13r 50: yes
SmarterChild: K.

Anyway, moving right along...

Hey, what's going on this weekend? Any plans?
GUn1tSold13r 50: r u going to molest me
SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday?
GUn1tSold13r 50: umm.. saturday, im busy sunday
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Are me going to molest you" on March 18th, 2006 to your planner?

by Kyle G-Unit April 17, 2006