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Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes
Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!
by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018
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Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.
Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.
by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021
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missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.
I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!
by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017
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Dirty Slurpee

When a man performs cunnilingus on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. Similar to a blumpkin
After dinner, she asked for a dirty slurpee for dessert.
by HaloHaloisDeBomb July 11, 2016
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slurpee daddy

like a sugar daddy but instead of money he provides you with an endless number of slurpees
" did you hear???? willa got a new slurpee daddy!!! "
by willajane April 11, 2023
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backdoor slurpee

The act of a dude sucking off another dude, and spitting the load into the ass crack and lavishly eating it back out.
by Cokecan68 May 7, 2022
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dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.
Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee
by Stanchee June 12, 2019
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