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Throat slammer

the act of choking yourself while masturbating profusely
"That guy did a hardcore throat slammer last night"

"Yeah, he almost ran out of breath"
by Throat slammer December 25, 2009
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Thigh Slammer

When one is the fourth person in the back seat of either a 2/3 seater car. The thigh slammer is the action of the fourth person not being able to fully close the door due to their thighs stopping the motion of the door. Resulting in a thigh slammer.
"Hey man, we're well not gonna be able to fit in that cruiser"
"Don't worry man 4 can fit in the back easy"
*THIGH SLAM*
"Aww man I got a thigh slammer, i'll walk!"
by Creb salad May 2, 2010
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Pencil Slammer

After completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.

A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
Quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. We all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.

I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
by ayeeeee..... November 7, 2010
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Street slammer

A fine mixed beverage created by drinking half a 40 (Steel Reserve works best) and then pouring a Sparks or Joose into the bottle (along with the remaining flat beer).
Jim: I've got four dollars and I want to get loaded.
John: Skip the 4 Loko, go for a street slammer!
by crispy cat November 17, 2010
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UD Slammed

When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.
I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.
by Limon_Jello September 26, 2013
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motorola slammer

When a motorola employee has sex with his girlfriend till it megahertz
I want to motorola slammer my beautiful girlfriend Jennifer till it megahertz!!!!
by berkshire iceholes March 16, 2015
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Air slammer

@jgyhsref is slower than an air slammer
by ♥🗺☠ August 1, 2021
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