First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
by JazzyJews September 20, 2020
Get the Slippery Samsonmug. A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
Get the slippery skankmug. After a long night of hard, kinky butt sex; you gather up the leftover truffle butter. When it is morning, and that beautiful sunrise peaks, you lather that man jam all over her face and eyes. So she can see the true beauty of that slippery sunrise ( :
Guy 1: dude like my girlfriend had never really seen a sunset until this morning
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?
by J Pete May 30, 2018
Get the Slippery sunrisemug. A sexual term which entails someone jacking off a man. When he cums in the hand of that person, he/she rubs it all over their fist to lubricate it, and proceeds to fist him anally.
by Carmela Morrison October 8, 2007
Get the slippery tunnelmug. The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.
by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010
Get the slippery harpoonmug. by Drunken Splooge September 5, 2017
Get the Slippery Giraffemug. When a guy with a short dick keeps slipping out of his partner's wet vagina while having sex. She doesn't notice the difference and keeps going as if the little pink elf just snuck away without a trace.
"That fucking Benny.... he got his fat girlfriend all worked up again and she didn't notice his slippery elf sneaking away in the middle of their fuck."
by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014
Get the Slippery Elfmug.