Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 08, 2025

slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.

That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.

by realistically_honest August 24, 2017

Mud Slinky

A pooper, a butthole.

Damn Brad, look at the ass on Sammy, I’m sure gonna try to get in that mud slinky tonight.

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

by Mr.Twang July 14, 2014

spring slinky

slinky. (plural: spring slinkies)

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."

by hydorus shui October 02, 2023

Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.

I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics

by thiccy biggums April 19, 2019

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 15, 2024