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birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."
by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010
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slingin

sellin ....sellin weed mostly...runnin the scales
he be slingin that sh*t fo sho
by SlinginQueen March 13, 2003
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throwing slangs

when a person talks indirectly about someone, usually said to talk about someone to another person without the person they are talking about knowing. slangs are thrown and go over peoples head but sometimes they are caught and the person knows what they are talking about.
(jane came late to work)
"girl i hate it when hoes always want a raise or time off but never be here"-veronica
"mmhm girl i hear ya"-lucy
"fuck you hoes think ya slick throwing slangs"-jane
by feelat May 22, 2010
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tit sling

garment worn to support the breasts; a bra
"I think I left my tit sling in yo house last night."
by Gina January 19, 2003
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Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
by John September 20, 2003
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California slingshot

Using the shoulder of a five lane freeway to pass a slow moving car in the left hand lane. Often this move is made by a douche bag that is driving a late model European coupe or sedan.
Son (sitting shotgun): Wow Dad! Look at that BMW pass that car up ahead.

Father (driving): Don't ever do that shit!

Son: Do what?

Father: The California slingshot, son.
by coined by T. Hoffman January 23, 2008
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It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.
"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006
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