skate 3

Skate 3 is surprisingly a fucking skate board game

Nerd: CN u do an froontflip on skate 3???

Man: I don't give two shits

by Biiirdy March 3, 2015

skate poser

1. Someone who wears skate clothes (usually element, etines and DC's) but doesn't skate
2. Someone who skates for popularity (they normally aren't any good)
3. Someone who skates for guys/girls
4. Someone who claims they skate but just goes to the skate park
5. What mean advanced skaters sometimes call beginners

see poser

1. Broc is always wearing element tees but I know he doesn't skate.
2. John only goes skates so he can get popular
3. Lily skates cause she thinks guys will like her for it
4. Joe says he skates but he never brings his board to the park
5. "You suck, ur such a skate poser"

Poser: Dude I love to skate
Real Skater: Me too want to go the skate park?
Poser: Sure, I just got a new pair of Etnies
Real Skater: Etnies suck man, I have Fallen
Poser: O that sux did u break anything?
Real Skater: Poser...

by Sk8forfun October 23, 2007

Skating with Celebrities

The downfall of civilization and all that is good in the world.

Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)

by My name April 8, 2006

skate rails

Sticks that you drill into a skateboard that are similar to wax used for any grind with the middle section of your board.

Skater #1: fuck dude I ate shit trying to backside boardslide the handrail at the library.

Skater #2:Maybe because those skate rails are slick and you slid out.

by Jokurrassfoo July 27, 2014

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

poop skate

1. the act of slipping in poop, when crossing the lawn or what have you.
2. to have poop on your shoe, and smear it when walking indoors.

Noun: Please put your Poop skates outside.
Verb: Watch yourself when you run across the lawn like that, you might poop skate.

by Gvid October 15, 2007

Swiffer Skating

When all that is available are the Swiffer Sweeper pads and the Sweeper is no where in sight. You throw two Swiffer pads on the on the floor then step on them next skate to a clean floor.

Man the office is dirty. Time to throw down two pads and do me some Swiffer Skating.

by ewanders1 March 11, 2011