simping aint pimping

we don't need a definition for this one.

"simping aint pimping, you feel what im saying?"

by Arxify December 26, 2023

Smulting

Smulting is the act of making your partner shit on a graham cracker, and then busting on top of it, making it a shareable snack. One who does this is referred to as a Smulterer.

John: Hey how are you and Jenny?
Joe: Great, I showed her my secret technique smulting!
John: That's what I did w/ my dad...

by anonymous February 12, 2024

Similing

a very interesting word said by the one and only dant

“Imagine similing” said dant

by Meeko/meeks February 20, 2024

Sculping

Picking Out pieces of your inner cheek to have your face look thinner

"ive been sculping for weeks and now i look hot."

by MeSoC00l March 20, 2024

Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.

Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

simulsigh

When two people conversing sigh at the same time.

We were both so exhausted during our conversation that a simulsigh was inevitable.

by Adelcrite March 12, 2026