The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

sneaky simon

Aka cheeky monkey

Oi catch that sneaky Simon! He's on the run!

by Sagethedayearlygemini2016 May 12, 2016

Big Simon

A Big Simon is a Simon that has a humongous dick.

Big Simon has a humongous dick.

by Big duck simon January 27, 2020

The Simon Experience

The Simon Experience or Effect consists of a power that an individual possesses, creating a bubble that surrounds the individual who occupies it. Once within the power bubble, physically or virtually, others are subjected to a charming experience.

"As soon as I went near him, I was charmed" "Ah, you've been subjected to The Simon Experience"

by Bornold April 16, 2020

simon

a man with a big heart for everyone. he has big feelings and doesnt like to show them much. a true big friendly giant. may be quite silly by getting worked up over nothing

Nicole: Stop being such a Simon :P

by nelsoncub December 25, 2012

Simoned

to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic

i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!

by Paul February 8, 2004

Simon bell

Simon Bell Pro “Si –Man Bell” This Originally originates from the Milton Keynes street slang meaning ( To be on top of ones game, to be ahead of the rest also used as a descriptive term given to well endowed young successful good looking males who are leaders in their field

Did you see that young Horney stud he’s a real Simon Bell

by Citizen unknown August 18, 2004