Cheeky sheets

When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.

Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.

Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.

N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later

T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..

by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 21, 2009

turn your sheets white

to cum on the sheet ; to fuck ; to engage in sexual intercourse

Baby , im going to turn your sheets white!

by Anna Odey April 11, 2010

hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self

"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."

by gingervitus May 7, 2008

shweta

not a very photogenic girl always, but has her good moments. she is a little crabby sometimes, but when people are accepting of her she grows to be more emotionally mature and reciprocates their good sentiments. she goes cray cray a lot. people try to cheer her up with cat photos. goes insane from drinking coffee, should definitely stick to tea. aspires to be a law librarian. wants to lose 50 pounds one day and this seems impossible sometimes. sometimes wants alexandria's genesis but with olive skin and black hair and blue-violet eyes. loves alexander. fan of the music of red velvet and loves art, reading, and writing. loves himmies and persian cats and pomeranians. likes to blog. has the most loving supportive family who means the world to her. is currently in law school. likes alt rock, punk, ska, binaural beats, classical, and lofi hiphop. loves the sims and date ariane.

shweta is making a vision board to calm herself down.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 9, 2019

pizza sheets

After the act of intercourse in a heterosexual nature, while a woman is menstrating, the mixture of the male ejaculate nd the womans exploded ovary results in the resembling of the sheets to the components of a pizza.

Man, my girlfriend was on her rag and left some serious pizza sheets.

by Dalen, Drew, and Cole September 17, 2005

ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch

1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.

by hans2663 January 21, 2009

clean sheets

When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.

I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.

by slut tits May 26, 2004