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Shroding

The act of masturbating, then taking a nap. Turns any bad day into a good day.
"Katie's having a bad day, so she's going to go shroding."

"Well, that will turn her bad day into a good day."
by matt86498564752364347857 October 27, 2012
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shrewdaflubber

“Shrewdaflubber” meaning penis
Last night I stuck my Shrewdaflubber in Cana
by A.B Was Here May 8, 2018
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Showdown Fortnite

The Best Skin in all of Fortnite History. Someone Named SpiderApples41 is the only Showdown main. Underrated Skin.
Person 1: What is the best skin in Fortnite?
Person 2: SHOWDOWN FORTNITE OFC.
by SpiderApples41 June 17, 2021
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Shrodinger's Bigot

A person that constantly makes bigoted remarks & comments and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get. When they inevitably cross the line they blame trauma, the way they were raised, their neurodivergence and/or the actual victim - They will do everything except take accountability unless the offense is frivolous optics & requires no true change on their part. Then they'll gaslight & manipulate the victim for being upset.
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole
Raven: *Watching offensive videos & laughing at a black person being compared to a monkey*
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-
by dreamingoutloud7673 January 20, 2023
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texas showdown

A Texas Showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a shit for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.
I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.
by AlfredoGermont April 26, 2015
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Montreal Death Shroud

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.
"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"
by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009
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shroudness

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you heard that jarvis got banned on fortnite
Guy 2: Woah really? That's shroudness bro!
by Kryxen on soundcloud November 28, 2019
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