A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.
-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.
by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017
Get the Shrekmug. Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. 
by Highkite7 August 18, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.
"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."
by Water_sheep November 3, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.