Speech Team

A group of VERY weird teenagers who spend a lot of their time finding old scripts, writing new scripts, and presenting them to old people that they don't know at 5:00 every Saturday morning to compete for really big trophies and show off their social standards to other schools in their districts

"My speech team piece needs to be cleaner. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING"

by TubaMaverick January 11, 2010

Hate Speech

Speech that others may or may not find offensive; a type subjective speech.

Hate Speech may include both actual hateful words or phrases that are rightly deemed unacceptable by society or may also include words or phrases that

a particularly vocal minor piece of society may find offensive, but really aren't offensive at all.

Franklin was banned from Twatter on the grounds of posting Hate Speech, when all he posted was a meme that depicted a blue whale saying "Respecc Whalemen!".

by Fire Tongue July 7, 2020

Tate Speech

Sharing an Opinion or Fact with someone in a Exaggerated/Provocative way that causes them to get upset and react in Emotion rather than Logic.

Tate Speech is often used when sharing a opinion with someone you both agree on to cause mass confusion in the form of a "Mind Fuck"

Andrew Tate: "Men are Stronger than Women!"
Piers Morgan: "That's Sexist!"
Andrew Tate: "Well Piers, it's Scientifically proven through biology"
Piers Morgan: "True, but you can't say that, it's Sexist!"
Andrew Tate: "So we agree!"
Piers Morgan "Damnit I can't keep falling for Tate Speech!"

by WarFrog___935 April 6, 2023

senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

by DeFranco March 14, 2004

speeching

Term used by George Bush when describing the action of addressing the public.

Hey Tony, get your face out of my arse and listen to some of the stuff I was speeching to the public today.

by K May 18, 2004

shpeekh

Common slang for jizz in Yiddish and Hebrew. Comes from the word LiShfokh, to pour or spill.

Dude, you just shpeekhed all over my pasta!

by Ephraim G August 25, 2006

cookie-cutter speech

A cookie-cutter speech, is a generic speech that is not original, is generic, boring, lack of content (and sometimes of meaning) and the worst part it is not so convincing and motivational.
This generic speech usually does not cite any source but everyone known that this speech is not original.

Sometimes, a cookie-cutter speech is able to "freeze the time", converting a simple 5 minutes speech in a tedious whole hours speech.

A cookie-cutter speech is used when :
-A speaker need a rushed speech.
-The speaker does not care about the speech and just want the work done.
-The speaker does not have imagination and he want to try a "proved formula", usually copied from a Human Resource book.
-Is repetitive and tedious, most of the times used by the Head of a University speaking to the new students.
-Over abusing of a renowned speech.

Politician style:
-Vote for me and ____ (insert promise that everyone know that will be unfulfilled) is a cookie-cutter speech.
-I have a dream _____ (imitating Martin Luther King) is another is a cookie-cutter speech.

A beauty contest:
-What do you want for the future.
-I want world peace and feeding the starving African children is a clichéd is a cookie-cutter speech.

by Magallanes July 11, 2010