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Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.
"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."
by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008
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shuster

1. to choke
2. to miss the game winning shot
3. to repeatedly miss the game winning shot
4. a person who does not do well under pressure
(missing the game winning free throw with .1 seconds left on the clock)

- "You really shustered that one"

- "You are such a shuster!
Antonym: Clutch
by wets0909 February 19, 2010
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Shast

When different music from multiple sources can be heard at once.
"The cars in the parking lot are all blasting their music, and boy this is not shasting well for me."

"Wow these two songs shast surprisingly well."
by Jinx114 July 1, 2009
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rasta shasta monasta fritasta

when one hits that point where they're fried out of their mind stoned, sometimes this can be good or very bad, such as when a person of your little green party becomes a heatbag. 2 examples will show the difference
Good!: "Dude, is it raining?" Gnome A
"No bro, but there goes a goat" Gnome B

Bad: The noob was so rasta shasta monasta fritasta'd after one joint that he began to hurl and was never invited to smoke again.
by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007
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shustir

–noun:
1. an online marketplace for consumers to buy from small businesses, independent professionals, and entrepreneurs
2. a movement or critical mass of people who support small business
3. an Online Marketplace for small business owners

-verb:
1. to spend conscientiously in a manner that supports small business
2. to personalize a business by highlighting the owner and its employees
Where did you get that sweet shirt?

Oh, I bought it at my favorite shustir.
by Moostir November 30, 2009
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Shassty

A mixture between "shiesty" and "ass." Used when someone is being such an asshole and acting so shady that their behavior can only be described as shassty.
That bitch was acting shassty as hell the other day!
by Sairahh Shepparde December 19, 2010
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Shluster Fuck

A combination of "Slush" and "Cluster Fuck."
Commonly used to describe the inland northwest during spring.
North Idaho sure is a Shluster Fuck during March.
by mrjohnsmith28 March 21, 2011
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