shlanger

The German for snake, also used as a word for the male sexual organ, also known as the penis or dick

Steven had a big fat sweaty shlanger

by Shizzle-Sean June 21, 2005

Shanter

Shanter is shit banter, occuring most frequently between women, under false belief that they are indeed partaking in banter.

The girl, trying to be funny told a joke. None of the lads laughed - Shanter

Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was on the other side - Shanter

by Raguman June 23, 2011

Sheep Shagger

1 - A human being having sex with a sheep.
2 - A lame insult by Orrszstrraayaa'ans towards Kiwi's or the IEnglissh to the Welsh

Being from one of the nations that are continually referred to as "Sheep Shaggers" (New Zealand), i am happy to recieve that insult. It's usually from Australians (sorry, thats said 'Osztraaya'nsz')who as we all know are low-born (inbred), illiterate(thick as two planks) and have a native species of marsupial(koalas) which are ridden with syphilis (where did they get that then?). When a Kiwi and an Ozzsszsee first meet, it is always the Ozzsszszseeei who will insult first and inevitably the 'sheep shagger' gets thrown up quickly.
Well i'd love to say to all Oszszstraaayaa'aansz this small thing .......
YES WE DO SHAG SHEEP!!!!
Then we kill them
Then we package them
Then we send them over to your country for you sister-molesters to have on your dinner table.

Kiss my ass u stooooopeed ozszszszssseee'ees

by Hoki December 28, 2005

Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.

''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

scanger

A perpetually angry person who speaks with a high pitched voice, starts arguments as often as you have hot dinners and generally fcks up any sane social situation.In winter the male of the species typically wears a ben sherman shirt, an undersized jumper, tight jeans rammed up his hole, sovereign rings on the fingers and bad hygiene.The female sports tacky awful clothes, ear rings the size of swimming pool rims and a face in an unending twisted gnarl of rage.Facial wounds are also common.These people often have a good sense of humour.

colin farrels character in "intermission" is an example of a scanger, the perfect combination of tracksuit bottoms and some crazy jumper from the 80's

by chomskola July 2, 2006

snanger

The anger someone feels when that person agrees to do something they do not want to do with someone they dislike, because they feel like they have to.

Someone truley feels the snanger after he realises what he has done and really wishes he'd kept his fat mouth shut.

Snangry Person: Why the fuck did I invite my boss to the football? I fucking hate him.

Other Guy: Man you gotta get that snanger in check!

Snangry Person: Shit, why did I agree to work overtime again? I just want to watch my flat-screen TV

Other Guy: I told you man, you are such a snangry person you should really go to snanger management

by eddie4pies December 23, 2009

swangers

glass rims that poke out hard cant ride too close to tha curb

you can see your self in it

by Aron Mahon December 28, 2003